Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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