she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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