So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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