Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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