You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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