he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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