I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm passing your future prison.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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