I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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