hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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