the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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