but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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