Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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