omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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