I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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