Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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