Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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