I hate your face
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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