One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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