i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
there is glitter all over my balls
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