Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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