Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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