JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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