Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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