Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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