Duck Duck Cougar?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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