Too much gin, very little bucket
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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