I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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