i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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