All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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