I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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