u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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