Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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