Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
honey bunches of taint.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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