It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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