She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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