dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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