After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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