i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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