Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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