dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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