Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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