She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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