i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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