flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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