his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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