So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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