I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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