is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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