Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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