But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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